8 Reasons Guys Love it When You Orgasm

orgasmYou’re familiar with the fortune cookie game, right? The one where you say “in bed” after you read your fortune? Well I once cracked open a cookie to find this: “You need to dedicate more time to others.” … in bed.

Needless to say, I was offended. Who did this cookie think it was? And what did it know about my bedroom performance? I’m not a selfish lover! At least, I try not to be. And I’m not alone: Most men care about more than just our own big finish. We want you to get yours, too, and a new study even proved it. Men really get off on women crossing the finish line.

Still don’t believe that me? Here are eight reasons we love it when you orgasm:

We like to feel accomplished

You ever see a guy right after he receives a promotion at work? Or after his fantasy football team wins the league? He stands a little taller, puffs his chest out a little more. We crave that sense of achievement in the bedroom, too. So even if your guy’s drooling into his pillow, if you just had an orgasm, you can bet he’s dreaming the dreams of a champion.

Big Os bring us closer

Orgasms flood both our brains with the bonding hormone oxytocin. It makes you feel more connected, love-y, and just all around awesome. And hey, why should we experience this feel-good cocktail on our own?

orgasmWe get a private show

Watching you lose control turns us on. When you curl your toes, bite your lip, arch your back … that’s some real stuff. And we’re the only ones who get to see it.

Your voice sounds amazing at that volume

We generally only hear you raise your voice under two circumstances: You’re really mad at us, or you’re really happy with us. When you’re on the precipice of an orgasm, we assume you’re in that second category.

We like to know you’re having just as good a time as we are

There’s no Yelp for men (well, this app comes close) so the only reviews we have to go on are your own enthusiasm. This means we strive to deliver upstanding service every single time. We know you can still be enjoying yourself without an orgasm, but that doesn’t make us any less committed to the task.

Your happiness is important to us

That’s part of the reason we love to give you things. Orgasms, as it turns out, just happen to be way cheaper (and more mind-blowing) than flowers or jewelry.

You’re like a sexy chameleon

As you heat up and your blood starts flowing faster, your chest can turn a little pink. It’s called “sex flush,” and it looks great on you.

Honestly, we’re just impressed

Reports from the field indicate that women can experience multiple orgasms. This is foreign to men, which makes it all the more epic to watch.

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Most men care about more than just our own big finish. We want you to get yours, too, and a new study even proved it. Here are eight reasons we love it when you orgasm
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