14 Things Men Think during Cunnilingus

Licking pussy going down on herRecently, there has been a couple of really funny posts on what goes through the mind of a woman during a blow job, we shared here by Christine Stockton and then on Cosmo by Anna Breslaw detailed a woman’s thought process mid-fellatio.

Cunnilingus:

“The act of licking sucking and all over loving of a womans pussy ” this one of my favourite pastimes in the bedroom so why not share a few (well 14) things that goes through a average man mind when he’s going down on you 🙂 if you wanna know a little more on how to eat pussy check out How to eat my pussy

1. I should have looked up “clitoris” on Wikipedia before this whole thing started.

2. Is she still watching TV? I can’t tell if her eyes are closed or if she’s still watching Conan…wait, is she looking at me? No, her eyes are closed. Are they? Yeah. Wait, no?

3. Does she want me to touch her boobs? I think I can reach her boobs from here. Nope, I can’t. I’m just kind of awkwardly clawing at her rib cage. Abort.

4. Oh, fuck. I have to cough. Will she notice if I cough directly into her vagina? No, don’t run the risk. Suppress it, dude.

5. Dammit, she did want me to touch her boobs. Now she’s touching her own boobs. Wait, this is awesome. STOP STARING AND KEEP GOING.

6. Are we going to have sex soon? (Full disclosure, this one is pretty much being thought the whole time. It’s also being thought when a man isn’t giving oral, like when he’s engaging you in casual conversation, or eating a hot dog, or sleeping. Men are thinking this about every woman they come into casual contact with all day).

7. Whatever happened to Ashanti? Is she still making music? I have to remember to Google her later.

Cunnilingus

8.My beard is going to smell like vagina later. I think I’m ok with this. I know I’m ok with this. (NOTE: This only pertains to men with beards)

9. Lying on my stomach with an erection isn’t ideal. Where the fuck do I put my dick right now? Ok, I’m going to try to just point it down…nope. Everything happening to my dick is awful right now. Would she notice if I cut a hole in her mattress and made myself a cock burrow?

10. I STILL CAN’T TELL IF YOUR EYES ARE CLOSED FROM THIS ANGLE. ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? SHOULD I WINK OR SOME SHIT?

11. Ok, she’s arching her back. Her right leg is twitching. I’m the fucking man right now. Don’t lose focus. Do not forget to look up Ashanti’s career trajectory later.

12. SHE IS LITERALLY CRUSHING MY HEAD WITH HER THIGHS WHERE DID SHE GET THIS STRENGTH FROM SHE IS PUSHING MY HEAD INTO HER VAGINA IF THIS IS HOW I AM GOING TO DIE THEN SO BE IT I WILL LEAVE THIS WORLD AS I CAME INTO IT

13. She came? Yeah. Yeah? Ok, yeah. I’m allowed up now.

14. Alright, I’m going to wait for about two seconds and then just try and put my penis in her vagina. No fear.

This list was dreamt up by Cosmo writer here

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Cunnilingus the act of licking sucking and all over loving of a womans pussy is one of my favourite pastimes in the bedroom so why not share a few (well 14)
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Well, my name is Jon the Owner of You Only Wetter a 37-year-old, Poly practicing, Dom with two great kids. I am a happy busy internet geek with a love of all things Google and I love spending time sitting on the sofa watching the latest Dr. Who, Mythbusters or a movie. I am a nudist mostly at home but do like to go down to the beach and bare all or go for a little walk around some hidden woodland really would like to do the whole nudist holiday :)

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