Play-Doh Deleting Toy Dildos From Its Facebook Page

Whoops. The icing maker that comes with Play-Doh’s Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain Playset (retails on amazon) looks 100 percent like a veiny dick dildo.

Was your Christmas ruined by the Play-Doh Sweet Shoppe Cake Dildo?

As observed by Uproxx, parents who bought their children the set for Christmas have been posting their complaints to the company’s Facebook page—with photos. The poor social media manager in charge of the account has been deleting the photos, but it would appear the dick has gone viral. (Indeed, a number of new posts to Play-Doh’s Facebook page are now linking to Uproxx’s story.)

Last month, Play-Doh confirmed to a Tulsa TV station that they were planning to replace the extruder with something less phallic, but apparently not soon enough.

This just brings back memories of the kid shot by The Oozinator… must have been the same design team 🙂

Or the ass fucking In the movie The Lion King

Rafiki is the wise baboon who acts as a sort of spiritual advisor to the protagonist Simba. That setting is recreated lovingly in this toy, or it would be if the positioning of the baby Simba and the motion of the Rafiki figure didn’t turn it into a gut-wrenching display of child molestation in the Animal Kingdom.