Metal Worx – Mr Smooth Dildo from Pipedream

It’s true to say that dildos have been around for thousands of years, with Metal Worxdepictions of their use in the drawings that adorned the walls of ancient Egypt. So following on from this it must also be true that over those thousands of years many different types of materials have been shaped in order to pleasure. However, Pipedream have looked back to move forward by crafting a unique range of pleasure tools made from steel.

We put the Metal Worx Mr Smooth Steel Dildo to the test… You Cannot Kill The Metal. Firstly, I must admit I love trying out different materials and my favourite ones are ones that are almost natural and have been created and designed by somebody and feel almost natural. Glass has always been my favourite but metal is something I’ve always wanted to try but never got the chance. On arrival you can see how much effort and thought has gone into the Metal Worx range as they are presented in a luxurious travel case that reminded me of those plush, hard guitar cases.

Flicking back the latch and lifting the lid my eyes met with the gleaming bright wonderfully smooth dildo, about 6 inches long. I took it out of the case and felt the cold hard steel on the palm of my hand, as I held it out in front of me. I turned it in my hands and looked at it from every angle and was mesmerized by the whole design and the light glinted off it. The one thing that did strike me was the weight of the dildo which confirmed to me that it is made out of completely solid steel and I wondered how I would manipulate the playing of it inside me. It did make me tingle with pleasure at the thought of the smooth heavy steeled dildo penetrating and pleasuring me. Precious Metal Here is a confession: staring at the dildo, it’s size, weight and the strong, solid aura it radiated slightly intimidated me and it’s the first time such a thing has happened.

There was something about the hand polished dildo carved and cast from solid steel that exuded a certain respect. I prepared the smooth, hand polished, tear drop shaped steel by washing it in warm water. I watched as the droplets rolled off it’s sleek body; I dried it off and it was ready to go. I slathered the shiny surface in my favourite Slide Lube and covered it all over. The moment had arrived… I reached under my skirt and wriggled my lacy panties to my knees and reclined; using the full length of the sofa so my neck was supported by the comforting arm rest and let my hair drape over the edge of the settee which fell to the floor. My vulva was exposed to the warm air of the room and it’s moistness beckoned the solid steel object towards it. I reached around my side, under my legs, and slid the metal pleasurer against my bottom and towards my wanton lips.

Metal WorxI felt the cold, firm steel grace my right outer lip as a slowly searched for my opening. Finally the moment had come and the rounded silky end of the bullet shaped dildo fully nestled against my vulva. I hesitantly pressed the solid steel object firmer; remembering my initial intimidation. So it was with a mixture of pent up pleasure and slight nervousness my left arm searched for the soft back of the couch for comfort. With slight trepidation I pushed the dildo slightly firmer and felt the firm, cold steel ever so slightly pierce my lips; then ever so slightly further this time so the widest part was holding my lips asunder. I felt the girth of the firm steel holding itself heavy right between my lips and with one further push the whole of the shaft entered me; with only the palm sized oval handle left to tease me. The solid shaft of coldness between my thighs left me sinking into the settee with pleasure. Immediately I noticed the feeling of the weight inside me made the dildo feel so much bigger but I also felt like it it gave me a lot more control than I had experienced with other toys.

The cold firm solid steel weight inside me felt amazing and I sunk deeper into the couch. With my vagina enjoying the mass inside it and my lips caressing the smallest part of the toy, I penetrated myself with the solid metal object; slowly and tentatively at first. Steadily I felt the solid smooth dildo moving between my hot wet lips and being warmed up by my body heat. The mix of cold steel and wet vulva created a condensation that slowly ran down the arch of my bottom. I hitched my skirt up further as I upped the tempo of the dildo’s movement and pressing it harder against my g-spot and felt my whole body quiver as it ached for more. Now I felt more in control and less intimidated by the metal dildo, I slipped my left hand down in between my legs fumbled around and suddenly found what I was searching for my swollen wanton clitoris begging for attention; begging to be touched. I instinctively lapped up some of the excess Slide lubrication from around my vulva and slowly circled my hard clitoris and moaned deeply. The accumulation of deep strong masterful penetration and light sensitive clitoral stimulation made me tingle all over and my breathing started sharpening as I lifted my head towards the ceiling gasping for air.

However, still I wanted more and I felt my whole body wanting to be helped to climax. Gradually I raised my knees towards my chest and allowed Mr Smooth to delve deeper inside me. Faster I circled my clitoris taking two fingers to it this time. I could feel the strain on my thighs as my groin spasmed towards orgasm. I could feel the whole of my vulva and my rounded bottom exposed to the warm air of the room and I enjoyed the vulnerability and sense of danger of it all. There is that point of self pleasure where your vulnerability to the situation just adds to the whole excitement and pleasure. That point where you know if someone disturbed you, there would be no hiding what you were up to and nothing says ‘busted’ like a six inch solid steel dildo between your legs. I looked down; two pert point nipples protruded from between my arms where my breasts were caught. Harder I pushed the dildo between me; working faster and firmer on my clitoris. The pleasure was building all over my body to the point where I’d almost forgotten to breathe…. that point where you’re about to tip over the edge. As I pushed Mr Smooth deep inside me for the last time I moaned deep as my body quivered and then surrended to the masterful object between my thighs and I felt the my vulva give up and trail its warm juices along the curve of my bottom. And Finally Mr Smooth Dildo from Pipedream’s Metal Worx range is a glorious piece of decadent hand polished pleasure.

The first thing I can say is that I am very pedantic these days about what passes through my thighs and the whole design and Metal Worxpackaging of Mr Smooth is perfect from the fantastic hard travel case with it’s look of superiority which will make people curious as to it’s contents but also the respect as to not look. As for the dildo itself; something that has been crafted or designed by the human hand always adds to the intimacy of and object for me but even more when it comes to sex toys. The whole Metal Worx range was been cast in high quality metal steel. I confess now the thought of cast holt molten metal always bring to mind some kind of back to the Earth type images whether it be the forges of Lord of the Rings of the blacksmith of medieval times there’s something primal about metal being cast and this is no different. Measuring 6 inches long and 4 inches at it’s widest point for me Mr Smooth was the perfect sized piece of hand polished solid metal.

Furthermore, the sensory play with this is fantastic either cooled down in the fridge or warmed in a bowl of water will add a whole new dimension to your self pleasure time. What surprised me the most about not only Mr Smooth but the whole of the Metal Worx range was the price. If you’re into you dildos and vibrators and have paid good money for something that whirls, wobbles and whizzes then you’ll probably be also surprised at the cost effective price of this range, £57.99 for something that’s been well designed and comes with it’s own plush travel case and above all if looked after will literally last forever then it’s a great price. Finally, the Metal Worx range is phthalate free completely nonporous and unisex.

The Saucy Pair

Size – Imperial Size – Metric
6″ x 1.25″ 152mm x 32mm